Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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The breakfast from hell with eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding, fried bread, and beans. You eat it with tea or coffee, or you die trying.

I ate a full english and my stomach screamed for mercy.

My breakfast was so greasy, I looked like a fried chicken.

I had a full english and it felt like I was being tortured.

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2

Getting all three holes filled in one night. It’s like a breakfast for your butt and your mouth.

I had a full english and I felt like a human sponge.

He gave me a full english and I was like, 'I need a shower and a nap.'

She gave me a full english and I was ready to die.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

Hair that looks like it’s been abandoned in a jungle. You can’t see your junk for all the hair.

My pubes look like a full english breakfast.

I haven’t trimmed my hair since 2015. It’s a full english.

My hair is so wild, it’s like a full english.

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4

The worst breakfast you can imagine. It’s so bad, you’d rather eat a dog.

I ate a full english and it tasted like a dead animal.

My breakfast was so bad, I threw it up.

That full english was the worst thing I ever ate.

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5

Waking up to a hot lunch. It’s like getting a surprise from your mom, but it’s lunch.

I got a hot lunch first thing in the morning. It was like a gift from heaven.

My mom gave me a hot lunch before I even woke up.

I had a hot lunch first thing in the morning and it was amazing.

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6

A weird sexual thing where you cling film someone’s mouth and poke it with your finger and then poop on it and ejaculate on the poop.

He did this weird full english thing and I was like, 'What is this?'

She did the full english on me and it was so weird.

My friend tried the full english and he looked like he was in pain.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

7

Waking up to oral, anal, and vaginal sex. It’s like your morning coffee, but with a lot more fun.

She gave me a full english and I was like, 'I’m in heaven.'

I had a full english and it was the best morning ever.

He woke me up with a full english and I was so happy.

by Slangipedia 5d ago