a fugly as bitch

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A fugly as bitch is someone who looks like they got hit by a truck and then fell into a dumpster full of expired pizza.
My cousin’s face looks like a fugly as bitch after eating six burgers.
The guy at the bus stop looked like a fugly as bitch wearing socks with sandals.
My dog’s owner is a fugly as bitch and smells like old cheese.
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A fugly as bitch is someone who looks like they lost a bet and had to wear their grandma's old clothes.
My teacher looked like a fugly as bitch wearing a shirt that said 'I survived 2020.'
My neighbor’s cat is a fugly as bitch and stares at me like I owe it money.
My little brother is a fugly as bitch and eats cereal for dinner.
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A fugly as bitch is someone so ugly they could make a ghost cry and a clown sad.
My mom looked like a fugly as bitch wearing a hat made of socks.
My friend’s dog is a fugly as bitch and barks at the mailman like it’s a war.
My boss is a fugly as bitch and wears socks with no shoes.
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