A fucking retard

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A word that screams how dumb someone is, like they just ate a whole bag of chips and still couldn't figure out how to open a soda.
My cousin tried to text me with his feet. I called him a fucking retard.
My teacher said I was a fucking retard for drawing on the desk with a pencil.
My dog barked at a cloud and called me a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person or thing that is so brainless, it's like they were born in a dumpster and never got a brain.
My neighbor thinks the sun is a giant light bulb. He's a fucking retard.
My mom said the microwave was a fucking retard for not heating my popcorn.
My cat stared at me for ten minutes and called me a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A person who is so dumb, they think being a kid is a full-time job and being an adult is just a suggestion.
My brother took a year to realize that 2 + 2 is 4. He's a fucking retard.
My friend cried because his phone turned off. He's a fucking retard.
My dad thinks the moon is made of cheese. He's a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A task or action so dumb, it makes a brainless person look smart by comparison.
Trying to fill out a form that had 50 questions about why I like pizza. That was a fucking retard task.
Having to explain my life to a robot. That was a fucking retard task.
Trying to learn how to use a toaster and failing. That was a fucking retard task.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Someone who has no idea what they're doing, but somehow still manages to be called a fucking retard for it.
I spilled my coffee on my shirt and got called a fucking retard.
I forgot my shoes and got called a fucking retard.
I drew on my face and got called a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Someone who is so dumb, they do stupid things more than once, like a broken record.
My friend tried to text me with his nose. He did it again the next day. He's a fucking retard.
My brother tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. He did it again the next week. He's a fucking retard.
My cousin tried to fly a kite in a hurricane. He did it again the next year. He's a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A woman who is so dumb, she thinks a pig is a president and thinks it's a good idea to be friends with it.
Sarah Palin thinks a pig is a president. She's a fucking retard.
Sarah Palin thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel. She's a fucking retard.
Sarah Palin thinks a snowstorm is a personal attack. She's a fucking retard.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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