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The worst kind of friend. He's either a loudmouth, a brainless joker, or a complete idiot who thinks he's the king of the world. That's a fucking Mike.
'Dude, why did you bring 10 pizzas to the party? You're a fucking Mike.'
'Mike showed up to the concert wearing a chicken suit. No one knows why.'
'Mike tried to explain the internet to my grandma. It was a disaster.'