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A piece of trash so bad it makes your brain bleed.
This movie was like watching a cat fight a toaster.
My boss's idea of a promotion is giving me more work.
That pizza was so bad it gave me a headache.
a fucking joke
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You’re getting this because you’re too dumb to handle anything better.
Here, take this joke. You’ll need it to survive the day.
You’re getting this because you asked for it.
Take this joke, you’re gonna need it for your next disaster.
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The exact thing Urban Dictionary was invented to describe.
Urban Dictionary is just a giant middle finger to the world.
This joke is so bad it should be a holiday.
Urban Dictionary is the only thing keeping me sane.
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A scream from the depths of your soul when everything goes wrong.
I just watched my dog eat my homework.
My car broke down on a highway in the middle of nowhere.
My mom called me at 3 AM to tell me my dog is missing.
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My life is a joke. Your life is a joke. Trump’s life is a joke.
My life is like a broken toaster.
Your life is like a bad movie.
Trump’s life is like a train wreck.
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A fling that happens just because you're both too lazy to do anything real.
We had sex because we were too tired to do anything else.
We kissed because it was easier than talking.
We had coitus just to avoid doing real work.