A FUCKING GUN

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the tiny piece of metal that makes the quiet kid look like a superhero and turns the loud kid into a corpse
That kid pulled out the FUCKING GUN and shot me in the face during lunch.
My brother had the FUCKING GUN in his backpack and nobody even noticed.
The teacher just said 'go get the FUCKING GUN' and I died inside.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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fucking the gun is like shopping for gin but you do it in a hurry and you're not wearing pants
He was fucking the gun in the hallway and I got a face full of alcohol.
She was fucking the gun in the math class and I got a D.
My mom was fucking the gun and I got a broken nose.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when two people do a stupid sex scene in a movie and nobody cares about the plot
That movie had a stupid sex scene and I fell asleep.
The actors did a stupid sex scene and I threw a pillow at the screen.
The stupid sex scene was worse than my sister's middle school drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the most annoying insult you can make with just your fingers and a little attitude
He gave me the middle finger and I gave him the middle finger gun.
She made the middle finger gun and I cried.
My brother did the middle finger gun and I got a black eye.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when everything goes wrong and the only thing you can do is hope you don't die
Everything went wrong and I got the FUCKING GUN.
I was in the middle of a math test and got the FUCKING GUN.
My dog got the FUCKING GUN and I had to take a nap.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the weapon the universe uses when it's tired of your nonsense and wants you to die
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I got a D.
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I had to take a nap.
The universe gave me the FUCKING GUN and I cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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when you tell someone to go get the gun and then realize you just said the most embarrassing thing ever
I told my mom to go get the gun and she screamed.
I told my brother to go get the gun and he laughed.
I told my teacher to go get the gun and I got a detention.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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