A fucking cat

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If I see that stupid cat again I’m gonna kick its ass through the wall.

I’m gonna kill that cat if it doesn’t stop meowing at 3 am.

If that cat comes near me one more time I swear I’ll throw it out the window.

I’m gonna rip that cat’s hair out if it doesn’t stop scratching my door.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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My fucking cat is my stupid mom’s dumb cat that scratches my door at 3 am and then yells at me when I let it in.

My cat is so annoying it wakes me up every night and then screams at me when I let it in.

That cat is like my mom’s evil pet that hates me.

Every night that dumb cat attacks my door like it’s my enemy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A person named Cameron who goes to sleep with cats and then wakes up with them.

Cameron sleeps with cats and then yells at them in the morning.

That Cameron guy is always with a cat like they’re married.

Cameron has a cat in his bed and it’s making him crazy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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What you say when you’re so mad you want to scream into a pillow.

I said ‘my fucking cat’ when it woke me up again.

I yelled ‘my fucking cat’ when it scratched my door for the 10th time.

I screamed ‘my fucking cat’ when I saw it at 3 am.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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When you mess something up so bad it’s like you fell off a cliff and hit the ground with your face.

I messed up my exam so bad it was like I fell off a cliff.

I made such a bad mistake it was like I destroyed the world.

I messed up my life so bad it was like I was hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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When you make a mistake so big it might kill you and your cat.

I made a mistake so big I might die and my cat might die with me.

I messed up so bad it could kill me and my cat.

I did something so stupid it might kill both me and my cat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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When you're so horny you're willing to do anything, even sleep with a cat.

I was so horny I let my cat sleep with me.

That person was so horny they kissed a cat.

I was so horny I made out with my cat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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