a fucking burke

My cousin called my mom a fat cow in front of everyone at the family reunion.

My friend said my favorite song was the worst ever and then played it on loop.

My teacher gave me a D for no reason and said I was 'not trying' even though I did the work.

My neighbor took my bike without asking and then said it was 'his now' forever.

My brother told my crush I was a 'total loser' just to make him laugh.

My friend forgot my birthday and then sent me a text saying 'I was busy'.

My mom told me I couldn't go to the party because I 'didn't have a clean shirt' even though I had five clean shirts.

My dad said my pet goldfish was 'boring' and then threw it out the window.

My teacher said I was 'too loud' even though I was just talking to my friend.

My friend said my haircut was 'the worst ever' and then laughed at me for weeks.

My brother told my pet dog that I was 'not cool' and then kicked him.

My teacher said my report was 'the worst I've ever seen' even though I got an A.

My cousin told my crush I had a 'smelly head' and then laughed at me for an hour.

My teacher said I was 'too messy' even though I had the cleanest desk in the class.

My friend took my lunch and then said it was 'his now' forever.