A fuckin' mile

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Like 50 yards, not even close to a real mile. You’re just tired and lying.
I walked a fuckin' mile and still didn’t get to the store.
He said he ran a fuckin' mile, but he barely left the sidewalk.
She claimed she ran a fuckin' mile, but I saw her stop for a snack.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckin' mile is just a short walk, but you’re too dumb to know that.
I ran a fuckin' mile and it was just around the block.
He said he ran a fuckin' mile, but he took the bus.
She walked a fuckin' mile and still didn’t make it to the gym.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A fuckin' mile is like 50 yards. You’re just out of shape and full of crap.
He ran a fuckin' mile and it took him 20 minutes.
She walked a fuckin' mile and still said she was tired.
They ran a fuckin' mile and it was just from the couch to the fridge.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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