a fuckin chair

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When you’re stuck being a chair and you wish you could just punch the floor
I’m not a chair I’m a human being and I’m stuck here
This chair is like my nemesis and it won
I just sat down and my whole life got worse
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When you’re a person who got turned into a chair by a god who has no sense of humor
Why did I get turned into a chair and not a throne?
This chair is the worst god ever
I was a human being and now I’m just a chair
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When you’re not a chair but you’re forced to be one and it’s the worst thing ever
I was walking and then I became a chair
This chair is like a prison for my legs
I just got turned into a chair and I’m not happy
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