a fuckin bitch

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You are a fuckin bitch. You think you're the main event, but you're just the backup plan.
You missed the bus and now you're late. You're a fuckin bitch.
You spilled your coffee on your shirt. You're a fuckin bitch.
You broke up with your boyfriend and now you're sad. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fuckin bitch is what you become when everything goes sideways and you start blaming the moon.
Your team lost the game and you're yelling at the ref. You're a fuckin bitch.
Your mom called and you hung up. You're a fuckin bitch.
Your pizza was cold and you threw it. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Life is a fuckin bitch when you're stuck in a traffic jam, your phone died, and your dog ate your homework.
You're stuck in traffic, your phone died, and your dog ate your homework. Life is a fuckin bitch.
You got a D on your math test and your crush ignored you. Life is a fuckin bitch.
You're out of milk and your dad is yelling. Life is a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fuckin bitch is when you beat up a team so hard they think you're a monster and you're just trying to win.
You beat the team 10-0 and they're mad. You're a fuckin bitch.
You scored the winning goal and they're all jealous. You're a fuckin bitch.
You got a red card and still won. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fuckin bitch is when you say it with such high-pitched drama it sounds like you're auditioning for a Disney movie.
You yell 'You're a fuckin bitch!' like you're in a musical. You're a fuckin bitch.
You scream it while doing a cartwheel. You're a fuckin bitch.
You whisper it in a movie theater. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fuckin bitch is when you're so fake-angry you could be in a commercial for fake anger.
You're mad about a text. You're a fuckin bitch.
You're annoyed because your friend didn't text you back. You're a fuckin bitch.
You're upset because your favorite snack was gone. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fuckin bitch is when you're living your best life and you don’t care who sees you doing it.
You're at the mall, eating pizza, and you're happy. You're a fuckin bitch.
You're wearing sunglasses at 8 AM and you're chill. You're a fuckin bitch.
You're dancing in your bedroom and you don't care. You're a fuckin bitch.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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