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A sack of wet noodles who drinks beer at 9 am and cries when the internet slows down
My neighbor is a fuck. He eats chips for breakfast and can't do push-ups.
My cousin is a fuck. He passed out on the couch after eating a whole pizza.
My dad is a fuck. He cried when his phone dropped from 5G to 3G.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A human who screams 'fuck' so loud it makes the dog run out of the house
She texted me 'fuck fuck fuck fuck' 20 times because her cat stepped on her toe.
He yelled 'fuck fuck fuck fuck' in the middle of a Zoom call.
He sent me a voice note of 'fuck fuck fuck fuck' for 10 minutes straight.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A little bit more messed up than just saying 'fuck' once
He said 'fuck' 3 times in one sentence and it was the worst thing I've ever heard.
She wrote 'fuck' 3 times in her math homework and got a zero.
He yelled 'fuck' 3 times and broke the window.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who yells 'fuck' so much it becomes a full-time job
He works at a coffee shop and yells 'fuck' at every customer.
She texts her friends 'fuck' 100 times a day and never stops.
He sent me a message that was just 'fuck' repeated 50 times.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who gets so angry they turn into a screaming human fireball
He turned red and screamed 'fuck' when his video game crashed.
She yelled 'fuck' so loud the neighbors called the cops.
He got so mad he yelled 'fuck' and broke a chair.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're so mad you could punch a wall and it would be a good idea
He was so mad he could've punched a wall and it would've been awesome.
She got so angry she wanted to punch the ceiling.
He was so mad he could've punched a wall and it would've made sense.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who types 'fuck' so much it becomes a new language
He texts me 'fuck' 50 times a day and it's like a new language.
She sends her friends 'fuck' 100 times and it's a whole conversation.
He wrote a poem made up of just 'fuck' and it was the worst poem ever.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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