A fruse statement

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A fruse statement is when you're too dumb to tell if something is true or false, so you just say fruse to sound smart but you're actually a waste of oxygen.

'Is the sky blue?' 'Fruse.'

'Did he just say that?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a real question?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A fruse statement is like throwing a coin in the air and hoping it lands on your face. You don’t know if it’s true or false, so you just say fruse and hope no one checks.

'Is the earth flat?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a lie?' 'Fruse.'

'Did he just say that?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A fruse statement is when you're too lazy to think, so you just say fruse and walk away like you solved the problem.

'Is this real life?' 'Fruse.'

'Did you just eat my sandwich?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a dream?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A fruse statement is when you're stuck between a rock and a hard place, so you say fruse and pretend you're a philosopher.

'Is he alive?' 'Fruse.'

'Did she just say that?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this a real thing?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A fruse statement is like a middle finger to truth and a peace sign to lies. You say fruse because you don't want to pick a side.

'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'

'Is he lying?' 'Fruse.'

'Is this real?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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A fruse statement is when you're too scared to choose between true and false, so you say fruse and hope no one notices you're a coward.

'Is this true?' 'Fruse.'

'Is that real?' 'Fruse.'

'Is he a liar?' 'Fruse.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

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