Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fruit is just a fancy word for a fag, the kind that wears glitter and sings in the shower.

'You call yourself a man? You're just a fruit.'

At the gym, he said, 'That guy is a fruit, I swear he does yoga.'

My mom says I'm a fruit because I like pink.

2

A fruit is a man who's too pretty to be a man and too much of a man to be a woman.

'You're a fruit, I've seen cows with more confidence than you.'

My cousin is a fruit, he wears a dress to football games.

He said I was a fruit because I cried when I failed math.

3

A fruit is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything and still cries when he loses.

'He's a fruit, he cried when his pet goldfish died.'

I called my teacher a fruit because she failed me on purpose.

My brother is a fruit, he cries when he loses a game of checkers.

4

A fruit is a man who eats too much candy and wears too much makeup.

'He's a fruit, I've seen him eat a whole box of candy in one day.'

She called him a fruit because he wears eyeliner to school.

He said his brother was a fruit because he wore glitter to a party.

5

A fruit is a guy who thinks he's a king and still cries when he loses a fight.

'He's a fruit, I've seen him cry after losing to a kid.'

My dad called my uncle a fruit because he cried when he got a bad grade.

He said his friend was a fruit because he cried when he lost a race.

6

A fruit is a man who eats so much fruit he turns into a fruit.

'He's a fruit, he eats so much fruit he looks like a fruit.'

My mom said I was a fruit because I eat fruit every day.

He called his brother a fruit because he eats a whole basket of fruit at once.

7

A fruit is a man who's so gay he's not even a man anymore.

'He's a fruit, I've seen him wear a dress to school.'

My teacher said I was a fruit because I like pink.

He called his dad a fruit because he sings in the shower.