a frugal life

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living like a broke kid who thinks the dollar store is a luxury hotel and still manages to smile through the pain

I eat cereal for dinner and call it a gourmet experience

I wore the same sock for three days and called it a fashion statement

I borrowed a pencil and now I'm stuck with a broken one

you live on a budget so tight it could cut you in half and still keep your pants on

I skipped breakfast just to save $1.50

I used my dog's hair as a brush because I ran out of toothpaste

I paid for my coffee with a coupon and now I'm paying for my life with debt

you live like a beggar who has a PhD in saving money and still can't afford a decent meal

I ate a bag of chips for lunch and called it a feast

I wore my brother's old shirt and now he's mad

I bought a used chair for $5 and now it's my throne

you live so cheap you could eat a rat and still think it's gourmet

I took a shower with my brother because I couldn’t afford soap

I used my mom’s old lipstick to draw on my face and called it a fashion choice

I bought a single noodle for dinner and called it a meal

you live so cheap you could wear a sock on your head and still feel fancy

I wore my dog’s old shirt and called it a designer outfit

I ate bread for dinner and called it a food revolution

I paid $1 for a bag of chips and now I’m living in the future