A Frog with Pockets

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A Frog (Frenchman) is a lying sack of poop who can't help but try to steal your money because he's a cheating, pocket-filled thief.
"I saw that frog with pockets at the mall. He tried to rip me off for a bag of chips!" - @sackofpoop99
My uncle is a frog with pockets. He stole my lunch money and my dignity.
That frog with pockets just stole my pizza. I'm gonna beat him with a stick.
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When someone says 'we' but you know they mean only themselves and that frog in their pocket. It's like they're trying to trick you into thinking you're part of their dumb plan.
My teacher said, 'We are going on a field trip!' But I know she meant her and that frog in her pocket.
He said, 'We're going to win the game!' I said, 'Is there a frog in your pocket?'
She said, 'We’re going to eat the whole cake.' I knew it was her and that frog.
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Same as 'stick up his ass.' It means the person is a grumpy, stuck-up, ass-wipe who thinks they're better than everyone else.
My brother is a frog with pockets and a stick up his ass. He thinks he's the king of the world.
That frog with pockets has a stick up his ass and a chip on his shoulder.
He's got a stick up his ass and a frog in his pocket. He's a mess.
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A dumb kid who keeps random stuff in their pockets, like a frog, because they're too brain-dead to know what's useful.
My cousin is a frog with pockets. He keeps marbles, string, and a dead frog in his pocket.
That kid is a frog with pockets. He has a bottle cap and a crumpled napkin in his pocket.
He's so dumb he brought a frog to school. He's a frog with pockets.
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