a friendly fee

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A friendly fee is when your friend has something you want and instead of being a total mooch and making them feel like a used towel, you throw them a few bucks so they don’t hate you and you get to use their stuff without feeling like a thief.

I borrowed my friend’s car and left a $20 on the passenger seat. He didn’t even ask for it back.

My cousin let me use her gym membership for a month and I gave her $15. She cried happy tears.

I took my buddy’s phone to charge mine and gave him $10. He said I was the best friend ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A friendly fee is like a tip you give your friend for letting you borrow their stuff instead of just taking it and acting like you’re doing them a favor.

My friend let me use her laptop and I gave her $5. She said I was the most generous person she’d ever met.

I borrowed my brother’s Xbox and dropped $10 on the table. He said I was a better brother than he was.

I took my mom’s phone and gave her $5. She said I was a saint.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A friendly fee is when you pay your friend to let you use their stuff instead of just stealing it and pretending you’re not a total scum bag.

I asked my friend to let me borrow his bike and gave him $10. He said I was the best friend ever.

I took my sister’s phone and gave her $5. She said I was the most generous brother ever.

I borrowed my dad’s truck and left $20 on the hood. He said I was the most responsible son he’d ever had.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A friendly fee is when you pay your friend so they don’t feel like a sucker for letting you use their stuff instead of just taking it like a thief.

I borrowed my friend’s headphones and gave him $5. He said I was the most generous person he’d ever met.

I took my brother’s phone and gave him $10. He said I was a total legend.

I borrowed my mom’s laptop and left $15 on the table. She said I was the best son ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A friendly fee is like a thank you note in cash so your friend doesn’t feel like they got taken advantage of when you use their stuff.

I borrowed my friend’s phone and gave him $5. He said I was the best friend he’d ever had.

I took my dad’s truck and left $20 on the hood. He said I was the most responsible son ever.

I borrowed my sister’s laptop and gave her $10. She said I was a total legend.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A friendly fee is when you give your friend a little cash so they don’t feel like you’re the worst friend ever for using their stuff without asking.

I borrowed my friend’s car and gave him $10. He said I was the most generous person he’d ever met.

I took my brother’s phone and gave him $5. He said I was a total legend.

I borrowed my mom’s laptop and gave her $15. She said I was the best son ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago