A Friend of the Enemy

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This person is a total beast who hangs with you like a brother, but if you mess with him, he'll rip your head off and use it as a football.

My cousin's a friend of the enemy. He's been hanging with me since we were kids. Last week he saw me throw my dog off a bridge. Now he's coming for me.

That guy at the gym is a friend of the enemy. He smiles at me, but I know he's plotting my doom.

My friend's a friend of the enemy. He stood up for me when I got in a fight. Now I have to stand up for him when he gets in a fight with my dad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When two besties turn into rivals, fight like a bunch of angry raccoons, and then somehow end up together because they’re both too stubborn to back down.

My ex and I were best friends. Then we broke up. Now we fight like raccoons every time we see each other. Still, we can’t stay apart.

My friend and his crush used to be besties. Now they're fighting like raccoons. They still end up together every time.

My sister and her best friend turned into raccoons. They fought like crazy. Now they're together and still fighting.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Punky Pewster’s favorite way to have sex. It’s so weird, we don’t even know how it works. Just go with it.

Punky Pewster said his favorite position is a friend of the enemy. We asked what it was. He said, 'Don’t ask. Just do it.'

At the party, someone asked Punky Pewster about his favorite position. He said, 'It’s a friend of the enemy. I don’t even know what it is.'

Punky Pewster’s favorite position is a friend of the enemy. We asked why. He said, 'Because it’s confusing and weird. Just go with it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

People who pretend to like you, but they're actually working with the enemy behind your back. They're like a betrayal in disguise.

My coworker is a friend of the enemy. He acts like he's my best friend. But he's been taking my ideas and giving them to my boss.

My friend is a friend of the enemy. She acts like she's on my side. But she's been giving me the worst advice.

My neighbor is a friend of the enemy. She's been talking to my mom. Now she knows all my secrets.

by Slangipedia 16d ago