Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a bowl of smoke stuff that’s so fresh it smells like your mom’s old couch after she vacuumed it

That freshy is so good, I inhaled it like it was my last meal.

He packed the bowl like it was the last freshy on Earth.

I took one hit and felt like I was in a freshy heaven.

2

a haircut so new it still smells like the salon and your cousin’s bad hair day

That freshy looks like it was cut by a robot with a bad attitude.

She got a freshy and now she thinks she’s a celebrity.

My freshy is so good, I’m getting second opinions.

3

a guy who smells like his old country and still wears clothes that his grandma picked out

That freshy walked in like he just arrived from Mars.

He still wears that same shirt his grandma gave him 20 years ago.

I asked him where he was from and he said ‘I’m a freshy, baby!’

4

a foreign guy who thinks he’s the king of the block and still speaks like he just landed from another planet

That freshy talks like he just came from the moon.

He called me ‘fresh guy’ and I said ‘you’re not even fresh, you’re just old.’

He thinks he’s the king of the block because he’s a freshy.

5

a person who moved to the UK and still thinks it’s the middle of the desert

That freshy still thinks it’s 100 degrees in the UK.

He moved here and still thinks it’s the middle of the desert.

He came from Africa and still thinks it’s the middle of the desert.

6

a new kid in high school who still thinks the school is a spaceship and the teachers are aliens

That freshy walked in like he was from another planet.

He still thinks the school is a spaceship and the teachers are aliens.

He’s a freshy and still thinks the school is a spaceship.

7

a new kid who still thinks college is like a party and the teachers are just there to help

That freshy thinks college is just a big party.

He still thinks the teachers are just there to help.

He’s a freshy and still thinks college is just a big party.