a fresh one

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A fresh one is when a mortgage lead comes in your inbox like it’s trying to ruin your life.

Got a fresh one from a guy who thinks he’s rich just because he has a 401(k).

Fresh one at 2 a. m. I’m not even awake yet.

That fresh one is gonna make me lose my mind if I don’t reply.

A fresh one is when someone gets a slap so hard it feels like they were hit by a bus, and it was totally deserved.

You said ‘I’m gonna be rich’ and I gave you a fresh one.

He called my mom a f***ing f*** and got a fresh one.

I got a fresh one from my cousin because he said I’m fat.

A fresh one is when a brotha is about to high five you but you’re too lazy to move.

Bro, I’m not moving. You try and high five me.

I was about to high five him, but he was too busy looking at his phone.

He said ‘fresh one’ and I just stood there like a f***ing statue.

Bending a fresh one is when you’re so f***ing mad you can’t even think straight.

I bent a fresh one because he said I was a f***ing f***.

She got bent because I said her hair looked like a f***ing mess.

He bent a fresh one when he found out I beat him at Fortnite.

A fresh one is that f***ing guy who posts dumb definitions on Urban Dictionary like it’s his full-time job.

That fresh one posted ‘bending a fresh one’ and it made no sense.

He’s a fresh one who thinks ‘slap’ is a fancy word.

That fresh one posted ‘high five’ and it was just a list of numbers.

A fresh one is when you go from zero to f***ing nuts because you just did a bodily function.

I did a fresh one and I’m not even mad.

I had a fresh one and I walked out of the room like a king.

She did a fresh one and said ‘I’m not even sorry.’