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When a guy poops in a girl's mouth and she licks it all the way back in and then he shits in her butt and you end up eating her pussy with your face full of your own poop
My guy friend did this at the prom and I still haven't forgiven him.
She kissed the poop like it was a love potion and then he pooped in her butt like it was a surprise party.
I saw it happen in the mall food court and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Bailing before the fun starts and making the other person look bad for not noticing
He left the party before the cake was even cut and no one noticed until the cops showed up.
She ran out before the karaoke started and everyone just stared at her like she was a ghost.
He left mid-sentence and the DJ had to play a whole song about him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Running out mid-romp without paying and leaving the other person with the bill and the mess
He left before the bill came and I had to pay for his poop and his pride.
She left before the dessert and I was stuck with the bill and the guy who pooped on me.
He bolted before the check came and I got stuck with the mess and the tip.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Shitting in a girl's mouth and then she licks it back in and everyone else just watches in horror
He did it at the movie theater and I got stuck with the popcorn and the poop.
She licked the poop like it was a new flavor of ice cream and I had to clean up after her.
He did it in the elevator and now the whole building smells like regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you eat poop instead of cum and everyone's confused and grossed out
He ate the poop like it was a dessert and I had to clean up after him.
She threw up after the poop eating and now everyone knows what happened.
They turned the poop eating into a competition and I lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Leaving before the cleanup and getting caught with the mess still going
He left mid-poop and got caught with the mess still coming out.
She ran out before the cleanup and got caught with a big mess on her face.
He left before the cleanup and the whole party smelled like regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Drinking all the wine and then leaving with the host's wife and everyone else is left with the mess
He drank all the wine and then took the host's wife and left me with the mess.
She drank the wine and then ran off with the host's wife and I had to clean up.
He drank the wine and left with the host's wife and the whole party got drunk on regret.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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