a freeze

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A freeze is a person who gets all nervous and turns into a statue when love is near. They’re fine having fun, but the second a kiss or hug comes up, they act like they’ve been hit by a truck.
Why did you freeze up when I asked you to dance? You looked like a ghost!
He turned into a statue when I leaned in for a kiss. Classic freeze.
She was laughing one second and then froze when I said I liked her. What even is love?
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Froze is when someone acts like they don’t know the word, even though they use it every day. Like they’re trying to be cool but are just plain stupid.
You said 'froze' like it was a secret word. I’ve heard that word since I was 10.
He didn’t know what froze was, but he used it in his text. Classic.
She said 'I’m not froze, I’m just tired.' That’s not how it works, dummy.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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To freeze is to stop moving, or to get high on rocks. Either way, you’re not thinking straight.
He froze during the test and got a zero. What even is life?
She froze on the dance floor and looked like a fool.
He was high on rocks and froze for three days straight. That’s a real freeze.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When your face goes numb from doing rocks, you’re just a numbhead with no feeling.
He took a hit and his face turned to stone. That’s a real freeze.
She looked like she had no face after doing rocks. Classic freeze.
He was numb and couldn’t even speak. That’s the freeze life.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A freeze is when your phone or whatever stops working, and it’s all because of a stupid error.
My phone froze when I tried to send a text. What even is technology?
The app froze during my game. I lost because of a freeze.
He tried to watch a video, and it froze. Classic tech fail.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Freeze is when someone is so fly they look like they were made in heaven, and the opposite of a total mess.
She’s so fly, she looks like she was made in heaven. Classic freeze.
He’s the opposite of southworth. He’s a real freeze.
She looks so fly, I think she’s a freeze.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Freezing is a dumb comic about aliens and dumb people fighting, and it’s so bad it’s like watching a train wreck.
That comic is so bad, it’s like watching a train wreck.
He reads freezing and thinks it’s good. What even is life?
The comic is so dumb, it’s like a train wreck on a train wreck.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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