a freeway

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a highway where freedom is for Americans and Mexicans get trampled by cars that won’t stop honking

“I’m free! You’re stuck in traffic! I’m rich! You’re broke!”, my cousin at 3 AM

“Why is the highway called freedom? Because I’m stuck in it!”, me on my way to work

“I’m not Mexican, but I’m getting trampled by a car that won’t stop honking.”, my friend at the gas station

a highway that’s also a rapper who signed with Roc-a-fella and thinks he’s the king of the block

“Freeway? He’s the king. I’m just the guy who beats him in the game.”, my brother

“Freeway thinks he’s the king. I beat him like a drum.”, my cousin

“Roc-a-fella? That’s the group. Freeway? That’s the rapper who thinks he’s the king.”, my mom

a highway that’s so fast you can bounce out of it before your coffee even finishes brewing

“I left the house before my coffee finished. I didn’t even make it to the highway.”, my friend

“He bounced out of the highway like he was running from the cops.”, my cousin

“I left my coffee on the counter and bounced out of the highway.”, me

another guy who raps for Roc-a-fella and looks like a bearded terrorist with a turban and a grudge

“He looks like Osama Bin Laden with a beard and a grudge.”, my brother

“He’s like a terrorist with a turban and a grudge.”, my cousin

“He looks like he’s going to start a war with a turban.”, me

a place under the ring where wrestlers get free, and their opponents get mad and start breaking holds like they’re breaking a chain

“He got under the ring and broke the hold like it was a chain.”, my brother

“I was under the ring like a freeway and broke the hold like it was a chain.”, my cousin

“He got free like he was under the freeway.”, me

a guy who lives in a development across the road and raps like he’s the king of the block

“He lives across the road and raps like he’s the king of the block.”, my brother

“He’s the guy who lives across the road and raps like he’s the king.”, my cousin

“He lives in Barret Run and raps like he’s the king of the block.”, me

when you’re stuck in traffic and the other side looks like they’re flying while you’re stuck like a slug in a jar

“I’m stuck like a slug in a jar while the other side is flying.”, my brother

“I looked over and saw them flying while I was stuck like a slug.”, my cousin

“I’m stuck in traffic while they’re flying like birds.”, me