A freedom

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A freedom is when you get to pick your own punishment, instead of letting some loudmouth politician decide it for you.

'I don't want to go to jail, I want to go to jail in a fancy suit.'

'Freedom is when I get to pick my own prison, and it's a penthouse.'

'Freedom is like being sentenced to a beach party instead of a math test.'

A freedom is when you're the most powerful black woman in the room, and the only person who thinks they're the boss is the guy who forgot how to tie his shoes.

'I’m the boss, and you’re just here to listen while I remind you of your place.'

'He thinks he’s leading the way, but I’m the one who’s been leading all along.'

'He’s still trying to remember my name, and I’ve already forgotten his.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A freedom is when you get to be the last one standing, and the rest of them are just corpses with bad hair.

'Freedom is when you’re the last one left and the others are just meat on the floor.'

'Freedom is like being the last person alive and the others are just a bunch of dead people.'

'Freedom is when you’re the only one left, and everyone else is just a pile of bones.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A freedom is when you get to decide what happens next, and the rest of the world can just shut up and deal with it.

'Freedom is like being the boss of your own life.'

'You get to choose what happens, and the others have to take it.'

'You don’t have to listen to anyone else, you just get to do what you want.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A freedom is when you’re a bird and you’re flying. That’s it. That’s all you need.

'Birb is flying! That’s freedom!'

'Tatakaw! Tatakaw! Birb is free!'

'Birb just flew away, and that’s all that matters.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A freedom is when you can live how you want to live, and no one else gets to say you’re wrong.

'I live how I want to live, and no one else gets to say I’m wrong.'

'You can live your life, and no one else has to care.'

'Freedom is when you get to be you, and no one else can stop you.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A freedom is something you have to fight for, and the best way to fight for it is to do nothing, or throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.

'Freedom is when you fight for it, and the best way is to just do nothing.'

'You can throw granade, bark necks, and shoot people with a turret gun.'

'You can just stand there and do nothing, and that’s the best way to fight for freedom.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago