Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A free country is a lie told to stupid people so they think they're not slaves.

My cousin thinks he's free because he can eat burgers on Sunday.

My teacher said freedom is a myth, and I believe her.

My brother says he's free, but he still has to work 9 to 5.

2

A free country is what kids say when they mess up and blame everything else.

My friend got in trouble and said it wasn't his fault, it was the free country's fault.

My brother blamed the free country for why he got a bad grade.

I said the free country made me break the rules.

3

A free country is not America, and anyone who says it is is a moron.

My mom says America is a free country, but I say it's not.

My teacher says it is, but I don't believe her.

My dad says it's a free country, but he's wrong.

4

A free country is a phrase that Americans say, but it's not true and no one cares.

My brother says America is a free country, but he's lying.

I say the government makes us believe it's a free country.

My teacher said it's not true, but no one listens.

5

A free country is where people pick a leader, but that leader will probably ruin everything.

My brother says he picked a leader, but he ruined everything.

My mom picked a leader and she got ruined.

I picked a leader and now I'm ruined.

6

A free country is what they said in the old days, but only if you weren't black, female, or Indian.

My teacher said it was a free country, but only for white men.

My friend said it was a free country, but only for boys.

My brother said it was a free country, but only for men.

7

A free country is a fake thing during a pandemic, and the people in charge say it's real.

My brother said it was a free country, but I think it's fake.

My mom said it was free, but I don't believe her.

I said the country is not free, but they told me it is.