A Fredstad

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A Fredstad is when you screw your family like a bunch of rats in a trash can. It’s the worst kind of inbreeding, and it’s named after a kid who got bonked by his dad for years.
My uncle married his niece. That’s a Fredstad if I ever saw one.
My cousin had a baby with his aunt. Classic Fredstad vibes.
My grandma had a fling with my grandpa. That’s a Fredstad right there.
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A Fredstad is a scrawny, glasses-wearing, brainy freak with a hairdo like a 1950s rockstar. There are way more of them than you think, and they all think they’re special.
That guy in my class wears glasses and has a pompadour. He’s a Fredstad.
My neighbor’s son is lanky and nerdy. He’s a Fredstad.
That guy at the mall with the glasses and the hair? Total Fredstad.
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