a fredrik

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A Fredrik is a guy who thinks he’s a king, but he’s just a meathead with a fancy name.
@fredrik_royal why u still single? u got 100 bitches in ur shower
Fredrik walked into the gym and 5 girls fainted
My brother is a Fredrik and he thinks he’s the next king of Sweden
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A Fredrik is a dude with a big dick, a bigger ego, and a shower full of boyfriends.
Fredrik took a shower and 4 boys came in with him
My neighbor is a Fredrik and he breaks legs in dodgeball
Why is Fredrik always wearing a cap? Because he’s a cap-wearing legend
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A Fredrik is a sussy nerd with zero pussy and a huge amount of bitches.
Fredrik is so sussy he thinks his shower-boyfriends are real
He’s a Fredrik and he’s still a virgin
Why does Fredrik wear a cap? Because he’s a sussy nerd
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A Fredrik is a rich guy with a big dick and a shower full of guys who think they’re his boyfriend.
Fredrik is rich, handsome, and has 100 bitches
He’s a Fredrik and he breaks legs in dodgeball
I asked Fredrik out and he said I was his 101st shower-boyfriend
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A Fredrik is a sussy guy who thinks he’s the most sus person in the world.
Fredrik is so sus he thinks his cap is alive
He’s the most sus guy in the school
Why is Fredrik always wearing a cap? Because he’s sus
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A Fredrik is a sussy nerd with zero pussy and a huge amount of bitches.
Fredrik is so sussy he thinks his shower-boyfriends are real
He’s a Fredrik and he’s still a virgin
Why does Fredrik wear a cap? Because he’s a sussy nerd
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A Fredrik is a rich king with a big dick, a huge ego, and a shower full of boys.
Fredrik is a king and he has 100 bitches
He’s a Fredrik and he breaks legs in dodgeball
I asked Fredrik out and he said I was his 101st shower-boyfriend
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