a freak

Bro, you're a freak. You asked the barista if she wanted to go home with you before she even gave you your coffee.

My cousin tried to flirt with my dog. He's a freak.

That guy hit on me in the grocery store. He's a freak.

My neighbor’s a freak. He yells about his ex every time he sees me.

My teacher is a freak. She talks about dating apps during math class.

My brother is a freak. He texts my mom pictures of his dates.

I yelled ‘A freak!’ when my phone died in the middle of a text.

My dog ran out the door. I said ‘A freak!’

I dropped my last $20. I screamed ‘A freak!’

My friend is a freak. She asked me to watch her and her boyfriend in the hallway.

That girl is a freak. She texted me a picture of her in a costume.

My cousin is a freak. She took a selfie in the middle of a kiss.

I spilled my coffee. I turned it into a full-blown drama. I'm a freak.

My dog chewed my shoes. I cried about it like it was the end of the world.

I got a C on my test. I acted like I failed life.

My coworker is a freak. He wears socks with sandals every day.

My neighbor is a freak. He talks to his plants.

My friend is a freak. He collects bottle caps.

I yelled ‘A freak!’ when my phone died in the middle of a text.

My dog ran out the door. I said ‘A freak!’

I dropped my last $20. I screamed ‘A freak!’