A Frankie Knife

I stabbed my math teacher with a Frankie Knife and got a free pizza.

My mom used a Frankie Knife to fight the mailman. He ran away crying.

I brought a Frankie Knife to recess. Now I'm the king of the playground.

My dad said the Frankie Knife was weak, but it still cut my finger off.

I used a Frankie Knife on my brother. He got a B+ in math because he was too sore to do homework.

The Frankie Knife cried so hard it made my mom cry too.

My dog bit the Frankie Knife and ran away. I got a D on my report card.

I used the Frankie Knife to fight my dad. He said I was a tiny monster.

The Frankie Knife looked like a crumpet, but it killed my goldfish.