A franceman

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A person who thinks they're French, even if they’re not and probably don’t know how to pronounce their own name.

'I'm not French, I'm a Franceman!' said the guy who spelled his own name wrong.

She claimed to be French just because she liked baguettes and bad wine.

He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to say 'merci' and it came out like 'mercy'.

A person who’s too proud to admit they’re not French, even when they’re clearly not.

He refused to admit he wasn’t French, even though he couldn’t speak French and hated croissants.

She said she was a Franceman because she once saw a Frenchman on TV and thought she looked like him.

He claimed to be a Franceman just to make his girlfriend feel special, even though he didn’t know what ‘bonjour’ meant.

A person who believes being French is a superpower and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.

He told his mom he was a Franceman and that she wasn’t even a real Frenchman because she didn’t like French fries.

She said she could beat any real Frenchman in a duel and that it was because she was a Franceman.

He claimed he was a Franceman because he could recite the alphabet in French and that was somehow impressive.

A person who’s not French but acts like they are, even when they’re clearly not and probably don’t know how to eat a croissant.

He said he was a Franceman because he once tried to eat a croissant and it didn’t work out.

She told her friends she was a Franceman, even though she couldn’t spell ‘French’ and hated wine.

He claimed to be a Franceman just to impress his ex, even though he didn’t know what ‘bon appétit’ meant.

A person who thinks they’re so French that even the French are jealous of them.

He said he was a Franceman so good that even the French called him ‘not real’ and that was a compliment.

She told her friends that the French were jealous of her because she was a Franceman and that was a real thing.

He claimed he was a Franceman so good that even the real Frenchmen were like ‘nope, not you’.

A person who thinks being French is the best thing ever and that everyone else is just pretending to be normal.

He said he was a Franceman and that being French was the best thing ever, even though he didn’t know how to say ‘hello’ in French.

She told her coworkers she was a Franceman and that being French was the only real thing in life.

He claimed to be a Franceman just because he liked French fries and that was a real achievement.