A four wheeler

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A four wheeler is a dirt-loving beast that’s built to crash through mud, rocks, and anything that tries to stop you from getting high on adrenaline and engine noise.
My cousin’s four wheeler ran over my dog. Now the dog has a four-wheeler-shaped bruise on its face.
I tried to ride a four wheeler. I now live in a hospital. My leg is in a cast. My dignity is in a box.
My dad’s four wheeler is so loud, the neighbors think it’s a war breaking out every time he starts it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is what a truck driver calls a normal car when it’s too slow and too polite for their tastes.
The truck driver cussed at me because my car was a four wheeler. I don’t know what that means, but I know he’s going to cuss me again.
My uncle’s a truck driver and he calls my mom’s car a four wheeler. It’s the worst insult he can give.
The truck driver said my car was a four wheeler. I asked why. He said it doesn’t have enough dirt on it.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is a truck. No, it's not a truck. It’s a goddamn truck. It's like the truck’s cousin who got kicked out of the family for being loud and messy.
My brother said the four wheeler was a truck. I said it was a goddamn truck. We argued for two hours.
The four wheeler came into the house like a truck. It left like a drunk man with no shoes.
My dad said the four wheeler wasn’t a truck. I said it was. He said I was a fool. I said he was a fool.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is like a tricycle but with more wheels and more people. You can have two guys and two girls, or three girls and one guy, or just one guy who’s trying too hard.
My friends and I ride a four wheeler. It’s like a party in motion. We crash into trees and laugh like fools.
My sister and I took a four wheeler for a ride. We crashed into a bush. We didn’t care. We were having fun.
My friend took his girlfriend on a four wheeler. She fell off. He laughed. She cussed him. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is when a guy is behind a girl and he grabs her ass and kicks her so hard, she flies through the air like a rocket.
My cousin’s four wheeler made my sister do a full flip. It was like a movie scene.
My brother said he did a four wheeler on my mom. I asked if she flew. He said she did. I asked if she landed. He said she did. I asked if she was mad. He said she was.
My friend’s four wheeler is so good, he makes his girlfriend do flips every time he gets a little extra spicy.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is when you grab a chunk of someone’s butt and stick your thumb in their ass while you’re riding them like a horse.
My cousin did a four wheeler on his girlfriend. She cussed him. He laughed. He said it was a win.
My friend’s four wheeler is so loud, it wakes up the neighbors. They think it's a war.
I tried to do a four wheeler on my sister. She kicked me. I fell off. She said it was a win.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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A four wheeler is when you have enough money to buy a dirt bike, a truck, and a goddamn house.
My uncle has a four wheeler. He has enough money to buy a house, a truck, and a dirt bike. He’s rich.
My friend’s got a four wheeler. He doesn’t need to work. He just needs to ride.
I said I had a four wheeler. My mom said I didn’t. I said I had money. She said I had a four wheeler.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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