A fortnite player

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A guy who thinks 'gay' is a curse and 'virgin' is a badge of honor
'You're a fag and a wimp!' he screamed at the wall.
He cried when his crush blocked him on Discord.
He still thinks 'Gay Virgin' is a real thing.
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A sad kid who has no friends and only lives for fortnite
He played for 12 hours straight and forgot to eat.
He cried when he got eliminated in a solo match.
He had 500 friends on the game but zero in real life.
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A bunch of former PUBG players who got turned into feral manchildren by the dark powers of fortnite
'I used to be a pro!' he said, then died in 3 seconds.
He screamed at a 10-year-old for beating him.
He was so mad he quit the game and started a Twitter rant.
4
A loud mouth who thinks he’s the king of the battlefield
He called everyone a noob and died in 10 seconds.
He was so loud he scared the enemy team.
He called his friends 'noobs' and then got eliminated.
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A 9-year-old who thinks skins are the best thing ever and hates everything else
He made a 20-minute video about a skin he didn’t even like.
He said every other game is 'trash' and 'noobish.'
He cried when his favorite skin got nerfed.
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Either a 6-year-old with a credit card or a 19-year-old who’s still a virgin and hates the world
He spent all his mom's money on a skin he didn’t need.
He cried when he got eliminated in the final round.
He was so sad he screamed at the screen for 2 hours.
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See virgin, but with more rage and less social life
He called his crush a noob and got blocked.
He played for 8 hours straight and forgot to eat.
He was so sad he cried into his controller.
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