A Fortnite

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A Fortnite is a kid who either can't count past 12 or is a total loser who plays a game called Fortnite all day. They’re too busy saving their virginity to notice their girlfriend is gone.

My ex broke up with me because I was playing Fortnite instead of texting her.

My cousin got kicked out of the house for playing Fortnite at 2 AM.

I skipped lunch to play Fortnite and got called a loser by my teacher.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fortnite is a person who is either a child or a man who spends all his time playing a game called Fortnite. He loses his girlfriend because he cares more about the game than her.

My friend’s girlfriend left him because he was playing Fortnite instead of going out with her.

I saw my neighbor crying because his girlfriend dumped him for playing Fortnite.

My dad plays Fortnite so much, he forgot his own birthday.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fortnite is that annoying game that everyone in my school talks about nonstop. It's so loud, it's like they're trying to drive me insane.

My friend texted me, 'Stop talking about Fortnite, I can't take it anymore.'

My teacher yelled at me for saying 'I just won a battle royale' during math class.

My mom said, 'If you talk about Fortnite one more time, you're not going to the party.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fortnite is that game that makes guys so obsessed, they forget about their girlfriends. It’s like the game is the new girlfriend.

My friend said, 'I would rather play Fortnite with my ex than talk to her.'

My brother dumped his girlfriend for playing Fortnite all day.

My friend’s girlfriend said, 'You play Fortnite more than you talk to me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fortnite is a game played by virgins who get hard when they see the female character’s butt. It's like the game is made just for them.

My friend said, 'I play Fortnite because I can't look at my girlfriend anymore.'

My cousin said, 'I get a boner every time I see the female character in Fortnite.'

My neighbor said, 'I don't need a girlfriend, I have Fortnite.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fortnite is that game that ruined 2018 and now it's stealing your man. It's like the game is a thief with a giant ass.

My friend said, 'Fortnite took my man and my life.'

My cousin said, 'I used to have a boyfriend, now I have Fortnite.'

My brother said, 'Fortnite is like a thief with a giant ass.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fortnite is a disease that affects kids and some adults who are too dumb to realize they're wasting their life playing a game.

My friend said, 'I have Fortnite and I don't even know what I'm doing.'

My cousin said, 'I got Fortnite and now I'm stuck in my room all day.'

My brother said, 'I have Fortnite, and I can't even remember my own name.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago