A Forking Banana

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A Forking Banana is a fancy way to say something is really messed up. It’s like when your mom eats your lunch and you have to eat the rest of the day.
My math test was a Forking Banana. I got a 23%.
The traffic today was a Forking Banana. I almost cried.
My dog ate my homework. That was a Forking Banana.
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A Forking Banana is when things go from bad to worse. It’s like when your pants fall down during a presentation.
My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call. That was a Forking Banana.
I spilled soda on my teacher’s shirt. A Forking Banana.
My dog ran into the road. That was a Forking Banana.
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A Forking Banana is a very strong curse word. It’s like when you get grounded for two weeks and also fail math.
My little brother broke my mom’s favorite vase. A Forking Banana.
I got grounded and failed math. That was a Forking Banana.
My dog ate my math test. A Forking Banana.
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A Forking Banana is when everything goes wrong at once. It’s like when you drop your phone in a puddle during a thunderstorm.
I dropped my phone in a puddle during a thunderstorm. That was a Forking Banana.
My dog ate my lunch, and my teacher called me out. A Forking Banana.
My phone died, my dog ran away, and I had to do a presentation. A Forking Banana.
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A Forking Banana is when you're so mad you want to scream. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and then runs away.
My dog ate my homework and ran away. A Forking Banana.
My teacher called me out for talking. A Forking Banana.
I got grounded and failed math. That was a Forking Banana.
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A Forking Banana is when you’re really, really annoyed. It’s like when you have to eat the same lunch for a week.
I had to eat the same lunch for a week. That was a Forking Banana.
My dog ate my lunch. A Forking Banana.
I got grounded for talking. That was a Forking Banana.
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