a fool in a trench coat

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A guy who thinks he's a superhero but can't even tie his own shoes

He tried to rob a bank and got caught by the security guard who was on a break.

He walked into a fight and got knocked out in three seconds.

He tried to fix the internet and ended up unplugging the whole building.

A person who looks cool but is actually a total waste of oxygen

He showed up to the party wearing a trench coat and nobody knew why.

He tried to impress the boss with a dramatic speech and fell into a plant.

He walked into a meeting and said, 'I've been waiting for this moment for 10 years.' Nobody believed him.

A guy who thinks he's the main character but is actually just a background extra

He tried to save the day and ended up getting lost in the lobby.

He yelled 'I am the chosen one!' and got laughed out of the room.

He tried to beat up the villain and got tripped by a pizza box.

A person who acts like they're important but can't even remember their own name

He showed up to the meeting and forgot why he was there.

He tried to give a speech and said, 'My name is... something... I think.'

He tried to be cool and ended up tripping over his own trench coat.

A guy who wears a trench coat like it's a cape but can't even lift a bag of groceries

He tried to save the world but dropped his coffee on the floor.

He walked into a fight and got beaten by a kid with a backpack.

He tried to be cool and ended up getting stuck in a door.

A person who thinks they're a legend but is actually just a nobody with a trench coat

He tried to tell his story but nobody was listening.

He showed up to the event and nobody knew who he was.

He tried to be a hero and got lost in the parking lot.