a font of nothing

My brother's plan to fix the car was just a font of nothing. Now the car is broken and I'm mad.

That app does nothing but take up space on my phone. A font of nothing if I've ever seen one.

Your speech was a font of nothing. I fell asleep halfway through.

That idea was a font of nothing. It was like getting hit with a brick.

My mom’s advice was a font of nothing. I already knew I was bad at math.

That movie was a font of nothing. I watched it once and never again.

That project was a font of nothing. It looked like a raccoon did it.

Your cooking was a font of nothing. I almost died from the taste.

That proposal was a font of nothing. I would’ve preferred a nap.

Your help was a font of nothing. You were just in the way.

That plan was a font of nothing. It was like a duck in a snowstorm.

That advice was a font of nothing. I had to figure it out on my own.

Your idea was a font of nothing. It was like a bag of rocks.

That lesson was a font of nothing. I would’ve preferred a nap.

That speech was a font of nothing. I barely listened.

That party was a font of nothing. It was as fun as watching paint dry.

Your story was a font of nothing. I almost fell asleep.

That game was a font of nothing. I would’ve preferred to play video games.