A Fonder

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The only thing better than your mom’s cooking and your dad’s wallet. It’s so good, it makes God look like a bad tattoo.

This cake is a fonder. I might cry.

That sunset? A fonder. I’m gonna die happy.

This pizza is a fonder. I’m gonna marry it.

When you leave, but you do it like you're doing it for the first time and you're not in a hurry. Like you're taking a nap in the middle of a fire.

I’m a fonder. I’m gonna leave in 10 minutes.

He fondered out of the room like he was escaping a burning building.

She fondered out of the house like she was leaving for a vacation.

Thinking about something while you’re doing something that feels like it’s going to make you famous.

I was pondering my life while fondering. It was intense.

He was fondering while thinking about his ex. Classic.

She fondered while thinking about her cat. Very focused.

When someone looks like a hot dog at a BBQ, and it's all because you drank so much licorice-flavored poison.

He looked like a fonder. I think I drank too much.

She was a fonder. I must’ve drunk a whole bottle.

They looked like fonders. I might’ve drunk a lake.

A place where candy is magical and it’s the only thing that makes you happy. It’s like heaven but with more sugar.

I want to go to Wonder Fonder Candy Land. I’ll bring the sugar.

That place is a fonder. I’m gonna eat all the candy.

Wonder Fonder Candy Land is my new home. I’ll never leave.