Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When some little twerp slides into your DMs and begs you to follow them back like they're the king of the castle.

Hey, follow me or I'll send you a 3 a. m. message about my cat's hairball.

Pls follow me back or I'll unfollow you and cry in the corner.

You don't know me, but I know you're gonna follow me.

2

When you promise to follow someone just so you can look cool with more followers, even though you're just a middle-aged adult pretending they still care about you.

I'll follow you if you follow me. Let's be popular, okay?

If you follow me, I'll follow you. It's a deal.

Let's boost each other's numbers. It's a win-win, or else I'll call you out on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

3

When some little twerp slides into your DMs and asks you to follow them back. It's called FFF and it's just as annoying as it sounds.

You follow me, and I'll follow you. Let's be friends.

If you follow me, I'll follow you. It's called FFF, and it's stupid.

Pls follow me or I'll post a video about how sad my life is.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

4

Something only dummies use. It's for people who think 10,000 followers make them cool.

Why do you follow me? Are you trying to look cool?

You're following me, but I don't even know who you are.

You follow me, and I follow you. It's a stupid game.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

5

Fake people who follow every trend like they're paid to do it. They don't have a life, and they probably don't even know who they are.

I'm following this trend because it's cool. I guess.

Why are you following this? I don't even know.

I follow every trend. I'm a trend follower.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

6

When someone follows you on Instagram just so you follow them back. It's basic, but it works.

Hey, I followed you. Follow me back.

If you follow me, I'll follow you. It's just Instagram.

I followed you because I wanted to follow you back.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

7

Someone who doesn't think for themselves. They just copy other people's ideas and pretend they're smart.

I follow you because you follow me. It makes sense.

Why are you following me? I don't even know you.

You follow me, and I follow you. It's a loop.

by Slangipedia 5d ago