Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Grab their head like a chokehold and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.

I held his head like a wrestler and farted so hard I think he passed out.

She was trying to give me a blow job and I blew a fart that smelled like rotten cheese.

He was deep throating me and I let out a fart that made him cough up a lung.

2

A smelly stick you light on fire and inhale the smoke like it’s your last breath.

I smoked a cigarette so hard I turned my face into a charcoal briquette.

That cigarette he smoked smelled like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.

She lit a cigarette and inhaled so much smoke I thought she was going to explode.

3

A fake Asian who acts like they belong in the hood but they’re just trying to be cool.

He tried to act like he was from the hood but he still spoke like he was from China.

She tried to sound tough but she said 'wah' instead of 'what'.

He tried to be a gangster but he still used chopsticks at the buffet.

4

A loudmouth who can’t stop talking and makes you want to punch them in the mouth.

He talked so much I thought he was going to fill my ears with his mouth.

She kept talking nonstop and I wanted to silence her with a pillow.

He kept talking about his ex and I was about to punch him in the face.

5

A machine that makes fog so thick you can’t see your own face.

The fog machine made the stage look like a haunted house.

The fog was so thick I could barely see my hand in front of my face.

They used the fog machine and it looked like we were in a horror movie.

6

Having sex on your knees while smoking and blowing smoke in her face when you’re about to cum.

I was having sex on my knees and I blew smoke in her face when I was about to cum.

He was smoking a cigarette and blasted smoke in her face when he came.

She was on her knees and I blew smoke in her face like I was trying to kill her.

7

A smelly device you inhale from and it tastes like burnt plastic and regret.

That vape tasted like it was made in a garbage can.

He vaped so much his face looked like it was on fire.

She inhaled that vape and it smelled like a dead fish in a trash can.