A Fobia

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A tiny, ugly little guy who can find the shortest path to the nearest snack. Usually hangs out with giants who look like they just stepped out of a superhero movie.

My cousin has a phobia. He's like a little troll with a GPS.

That guy in the corner is a phobia. He's got a map and a snack stash.

My teacher says I have the phobia of being late. I just walked in.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so worried someone will trick you, you might just scream and throw your shoes.

I got a phobia when my friend said he'd give me a free pizza if I let him prank me.

My mom has a phobia. She thinks I'm gonna trick her into eating a whole cake.

My friend has a phobia of my jokes. He's scared I'll make him laugh.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you get so scared of being invited again that you hide in a closet and yell 'No more parties!'

I have a phobia. I got invited to three parties last week. I'm hiding in a closet.

My friend has a phobia. He said 'No more parties!' and ran away.

My sister got a phobia. She turned down a party and said, 'I'm not going anywhere!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When your pictures show up on the FBI's wall or America's Most Wanted, and you're like 'What the hell? Why me?'

My face was on America's Most Wanted. I had a phobia. I was like, 'What the hell? Why me?''

My friend's picture was on the FBI wall. He had a phobia. He was screaming.

My dog's picture was on a wanted poster. He had a phobia. He was confused.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're too scared to go out, do anything fun, or even go to a party. You just sit there and eat chips.

I have a phobia. I'm too scared to go out. I just eat chips and watch TV.

My friend has a phobia. He's too scared to go to a party. He's just sitting here.

My mom has a phobia. She doesn't go out. She just eats chips and yells at the TV.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you're so scared of doing anything fun that you'd rather just sit in the corner and stare at the wall.

I got a phobia. I didn't go to the party. I just sat in the corner and stared at the wall.

My friend has a phobia. He didn't go out. He just sat on the couch and stared at the ceiling.

My dog has a phobia. He didn't go on a walk. He just sat there and stared at the wall.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When you see a Fiat Multipla and you're like 'What is this? Why is it so ugly? Why?'

I saw a Fiat Multipla and I screamed. 'What is this? Why is it so ugly?'

My friend saw a Fiat Multipla and cried. 'Why is it so bad?''

My dad saw a Fiat Multipla and yelled. 'That car looks like it was hit by a truck!'

by Slangipedia 16d ago