A flying fuck

A flying fuck is a made-up way to measure how much of a lazy, useless piece of shit someone is.

A flying fuck is a secret African bird that hides so well, it's like it's trying to avoid being seen by a 6th grader with a magnifying glass.

A flying fuck is when you don’t care about something, like your mom’s screaming or your dog eating your homework.

A flying fuck is something you don’t want, like a bad grade, a broken phone, or a screaming kid.

A flying fuck is when you don’t care, like you don’t care if your dog eats your lunch or your math test is on fire.

A flying fuck is a super crazy move where a guy flips in the air and lands on a girl like a superhero landing on a city.

A flying fuck is when you say fuck with extra emphasis, like you're mad, lazy, and tired all at the same time.