a fly ball

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When your nuts get yanked out by your zipper like it’s a prison break.

My zipper got me in trouble again. This time it was a full-on escape.

My nuts were on the run and my zipper was the getaway car.

I tried to zip up and my nuts said no thanks.

When the balls go rogue and you’re just a bystander watching the chaos.

My balls went crazy and I had to watch from the sidelines.

The balls just went on a rampage and I was stuck in the front row.

I tried to control them, but they just laughed in my face.

You yell this when your day is going from bad to absolute disaster.

I woke up late, my coffee was cold, and my boss was already mad. A fly ball was needed.

My car broke down, my dog ate my homework, and I had to say it.

I failed my test and my mom was there. A fly ball was the only thing that made sense.

When you’re so tired you’d rather die than go to work.

I’d rather be dead than face my boss again. A fly ball was my last hope.

I slept for three days and still said it. My brain was dead.

I was too lazy to move. A fly ball was the only thing I could do.

When you’re so turned on you cum so hard it hits you in the face like a brick.

I was so excited I shot my cum like a cannon. It hit me in the face.

I was too turned on and my cum had a plan. It hit me in the face.

I was doing my thing and my cum had a surprise attack. It hit me in the face.