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A fancy name for a broken crack pipe that only a loser would use.
My flute is so broken it looks like it was hit by a bus.
I tried to smoke off my flute and it just fell apart.
That flute is so trash, even the rats laugh at it.
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When a faggot tries to look cool by playing a flute like it’s a musical instrument.
That fag is blowing his flute like it’s a saxophone.
He plays the flute so bad, it sounds like a goat got hit by a truck.
He tried to impress me with his flute, and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
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When you smoke weed through a flute like it’s a fancy bong.
I hit my flute so hard, I think it’s gonna explode.
She smokes through her flute like it’s the best thing ever.
He’s been smoking through that flute for an hour, and it still smells like a dead rat.
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A flute is like a tiny sword that flutes throw at people in the band.
That flute just poked me in the eye.
He threw his flute at the tuba player and hit him in the face.
The flute is the only thing keeping the tuba player from crying.
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A flute is the worst insult you can say to someone in Baltimore.
You’re a flute ass bitch.
I called him a flute, and he cried like a baby.
She said I was a flute, and I still haven’t forgiven her.
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A flute is what people in Dublin use to call a penis.
He’s got a flute so big, it looks like a sausage.
I told her she had a flute, and she flipped out.
That flute is so long, it’s like a ladder.
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A flute is like a tiny gun that flutes use to shoot people with.
He shot me with his flute and I fell over.
That flute is so accurate, it hit me in the nose.
She used her flute like a sniper and I got hit in the head.