A Flubwib

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A flubwib is when some idiot brings up a dumb idea and then everyone starts judging it like it’s the last meal before death.
My cousin started a flubwib about pizza toppings and now my whole family is arguing about it like it’s a war.
My boss started a flubwib about whether the office should have a coffee machine or not. It’s been going on for weeks.
My sister started a flubwib about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. I’m still mad about it.
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A flubwib is that tiny annoying bug that lives in your pants and turns your balls into a burning hot mess.
I got a flubwib in my pants last night. I woke up screaming and my balls were on fire.
My flubwib came back for revenge after I forgot to wash my pants.
My flubwib is the reason I skipped work today. It’s that bad.
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