A Floop

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A Floop is when your brain short-circuits and you have zero clue what you're supposed to do, even after someone just told you.
I was told to pass the salt. Now I'm passing my sanity.
He said 'do it now' and I did it in the middle of the night.
I was told to clean my room. Now I'm cleaning my mind.
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A Floop is like a scrunchie, but only rappers would know what you're talking about. You wear it on your wrist like it's a wristwatch and you're the king of the block.
That scrunchie is my crown. I wear it like I own the city.
I wear it like I just robbed a bank.
That thing is my flex. You don't even know.
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A Floop is a cute person who gets beaten up by life and just sits there like it's normal.
She lost her job and just sat there like it was a normal Tuesday.
He got dumped and cried like it was a weekly event.
He failed his test and just smiled like he knew it was coming.
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A Floop is when you fake-fight someone you know, like your brother or your mom, and it's more of a dance than a real fight.
I fake-fought my brother for 10 minutes and we both got tired.
I fake-fought my mom and she just laughed.
I fake-fought my friend and we both got distracted by a squirrel.
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A Floop is when you lose your mind and start hitting everything in sight, like you're mad at the world.
He lost his mind and started hitting the wall like it was his enemy.
She went crazy and hit the cat and the dog.
He started hitting the fridge like it owed him money.
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A Floop is a word so fun to say that you just want to scream it at the top of your lungs.
I screamed 'Floop!' like it was the end of the world.
I said 'Floop!' and it felt like a victory.
I said 'Floop!' and my friend laughed like it was the best joke ever.
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A Floop is when you jump on a pogo-stick like you're a Doozer, and you're trying to be the best at it.
I jumped on the pogo-stick like I was in a competition.
He jumped like he was trying to reach the sky.
She jumped so high I thought she was going to float away.
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