Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who hits on everyone like they’re the last piece of pizza.

Hey, I’m single, and I’m not afraid to say it.

You look good enough to eat, and I mean that literally.

I’ll flirt with your ex, your mom, and your dog if you let me.

2

When you act like you want someone, even if you don’t, just to seem cool.

I’m just pretending to like you so I don’t look like a complete failure.

I’m not into you, I’m just into the idea of being into you.

I’m like a fake relationship, but I’m still cool.

3

When you're too nice to someone and it’s annoying, like they're your new best friend and you're too dumb to say no.

I’ll help you with your homework, even though I hate math.

I’ll bring you coffee every day, even though I’m broke.

I’ll text you at 2 a. m. just to say hi.

4

A person who is way too friendly, like they’re trying to get you to sleep with them, and they’re not even subtle about it.

I’ll give you my number, even though we just met.

I’ll blow kisses at you in class, like you’re my personal audience.

I’ll do a lap dance in the middle of the store just to make a point.

5

Anything you do to get someone to notice you, even if you’re totally desperate.

I’ll text you 10 times a day just to see if you’ll reply.

I’ll sit next to you in class just to be close to you.

I’ll sing you a song in the hallway like it’s a concert.

6

When you act like you want someone to get turned on, and you’re not even trying to be subtle about it.

I’ll wink at you like I’ve got a secret.

I’ll lean in close and whisper things in your ear.

I’ll touch your arm just because I can.

7

When you mess with a boy or girl because you like them, you’re bored, you’re a dumbass, or you just can’t help it.

I’m messing with him because I’m lonely and I’m tired of my ex.

I’m messing with her because I’m trying to make my friend jealous.

I’m messing with them because I’m a stupid slut and I like it.