a flat emo

My flat emo tried to cut my sandwich and yelled, 'I HATE YOU!'

I asked my flat emo for a snack and it threw a knife at me.

My flat emo is the only thing keeping me from crying at lunch.

My flat emo is so sad it only cuts tomatoes.

I told my flat emo it was the worst and it cried on my bread.

My flat emo hasn't cut anything since Tuesday.

My flat emo said, 'You’re the worst,' and I believed it.

I tried to make a sandwich and my flat emo yelled, 'I’M NOT YOUR FRIEND!'

My flat emo is the reason I failed math.