A fiver Davies

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A fiver Davies is when you hand your bestie a lousy five bucks for a big birthday because you’re too cheap to actually get them something decent.
Bro, you turned 25 and I gave you a fiver for a present. I’m a monster.
My cousin’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. I got her a soda. She cried.
I called it a fiver Davies. He got me a fiver for my 20th. I got him a fiver for his 25th.
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A fiver Davies happens when you give your pal a measly five bucks for a major birthday because you’re broke and you’re also a total waste of space.
I got my man a fiver for his 30th. He got me a fiver for my 25th. We’re both losers.
My sister turned 40, and I gave her a fiver. I got a fiver in return. I call it a fiver Davies.
I turned 21 and my friend gave me a fiver. I called it a fiver Davies. He called me a fiver Davies.
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A fiver Davies is when you show up on your bestie’s big birthday with only five bucks to give them because you’re a total penny-pinching piece of trash.
I showed up at my bestie’s 25th birthday with a fiver. She showed up with a gift card. I got a fiver Davies.
My buddy’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. He gave me a fiver. I gave him a fiver. We’re both cheap.
I got a fiver for my 30th birthday. I gave my friend a fiver for his 35th. That’s a fiver Davies.
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