a fist full of quarters

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Screwing your fingers into the butt of a person who just took a dump in a public toilet.

My cousin got a fist full of quarters when he tried to sneak out of the bathroom.

She gave her boss a fist full of quarters after he yelled at her for five hours straight.

I got a fist full of quarters because I laughed at his fart.

Sticking your hand up the rear end of someone who hasn't washed their butt in a month.

My brother got a fist full of quarters for calling my mom a donkey.

He gave his math teacher a fist full of quarters for failing the test.

I got a fist full of quarters because I said the word 'poop' in church.

Putting your whole hand into the butt crack of a person who smells like old socks and cheese.

She got a fist full of quarters after she told the principal he looked like a donkey.

My friend got a fist full of quarters for cheating on his spelling test.

I got a fist full of quarters because I told the teacher he had a stink.