a fire turd

After eating 12 chili dogs, I felt like I was being burned alive by a dragon.

My brother ate a whole habanero and now he's screaming like a baby.

I drank hot sauce and my tongue is currently melting.

I ate a ghost pepper and now my butt feels like it's being roasted.

My friend tried to eat a flaming hot dog and now he's crying.

I took a bite of a chili and my body is in revolt.

I ate a whole bottle of hot sauce and I feel like I'm gonna blow up.

My sister had a fire turd after eating 10 jalapeños.

I took a bite of a chili and my body was like, 'what did you do?'